1
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[video game chiming]

2
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[tablet clacking]

3
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Aigoo! This stupid tablet!

4
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[sighs]

5
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Turn on.

6
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No problem, Umma.

7
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Open game.

8
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[game chimes]

9
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[beeping]

10
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-Sign in.
-Huh?

11
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Sign in!

12
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Sure thing, Halmoni.

13
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It's like this. Remember?

14
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See?

15
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What?

16
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You're on that tablet
all the time.

17
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You don't know how to unlock it?

18
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I know how. I-I...

19
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I just left my glasses in Korea.

20
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Umma, please let us
teach you this

21
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so we don't have another...

22
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[lowers voice] ...incident.
Remember?

23
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[shudders] I do.

24
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[Will singing indistinctly]

25
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-Huh?
-[toy duck squeaks]

26
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-♪ menacing musical sting ♪
-[screams]

27
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I need you to turn off FaceTime.

28
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[aunties gasp]

29
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[shudders] You scarred me
for life.

30
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My friends were scarred
even more.

31
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[both laugh]

32
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[whimpers]

33
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Screen is locked again!
[frustrated grunt]

34
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Just take it.

35
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It's easy, Halmoni.

36
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Like I showed you before.

37
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It's literally the same thing
as your phone.

38
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Whatever.
I don't need it anyways.

39
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I'm just going to sit
and look, uh...

40
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at the floor.

41
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It's fine, Umma.

42
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We all need
a little help sometimes.

43
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Me, helpless?!

44
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[straining grunts]

45
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Why do you think I'm helpless?!

46
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Huh? Halmoni, no one said
you were helpless.

47
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So you think my ears
are broken?! Huh?!

48
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Come on, Halmoni.

49
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I can't wait to be old
and helpless.

50
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And I can say things like...

51
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[in old lady voice]
..."Back in my day,

52
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we didn't have the internet.

53
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We couldn't do anything."

54
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Aigoo!

55
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I am not helple-- [yelps]

56
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[labored breathing]
I am not helpless!

57
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[door opens, slams]

58
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-[door locks]
-Way to go, Dad.

59
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Huh?

60
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♪ theme song playing ♪

61
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♪♪ Me and you ♪♪

62
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♪♪ Together, we can't lose ♪♪

63
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♪♪ Me and you, me and you ♪♪
[echoes]

64
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Arrogant children.

65
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I am not stupid.

66
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It can't be that hard
to open up tablet.

67
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♪ gentle music playing ♪

68
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[meows rhythmically]

69
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Is this how my family sees me?

70
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Old, weak, helpless?

71
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♪ tense music plays ♪

72
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Aw! You still can't turn on
your tablet? Pfft!

73
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-But it's so easy!
-[Jack laughs mockingly]

74
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Remember the incident?

75
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I do.

76
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[laughing]

77
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[groans angrily]

78
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How dare!

79
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I will not be made fun of!

80
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I will get my revenge!

81
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And I'll finally show them
who's really helpless!

82
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[laughs maniacally]

83
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[belches]

84
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-[meows softly]
-Ugh.

85
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Finally!

86
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♪ ominous music playing ♪

87
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No more Mrs. Nice Halmoni.

88
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"Step 1:

89
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Push power button."

90
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That should be easy.

91
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♪ suspenseful music playing ♪

92
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Uh...

93
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[Halmoni gasps]

94
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Uh...

95
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[music intensifies]

96
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-[laptop chimes]
-Ooh!

97
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♪ mysterious music playing ♪

98
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[beeping, trilling]

99
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[music intensifies]

100
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-[gasps]
-[music stops]

101
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-[laughs maniacally]
-♪ menacing music plays ♪

102
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-[bone crunches]
-Oh!

103
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[in Korean]
Oh my, oh my, oh my back!

104
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[guitar chords playing gently]

105
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[phone chimes]

106
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"Greetings, William.
I am Billiam."

107
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"Prussian prince on the run"?
Ooh.

108
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"I need someone
with a US bank account

109
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to hold all my money."

110
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Well, Billiam,
you do share 99% of my name.

111
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I'd be happy to share my account
information with you, sir.

112
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One prince to another.

113
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[phone chimes]

114
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♪ tense musical stinger ♪

115
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"Bank account overdraw..."

116
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That was a scam?!

117
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♪ upbeat music plays ♪

118
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Zero appointments?

119
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Yes!

120
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A chill, free day all to myself.

121
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[banging on door]

122
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Uh, hello?!

123
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Flammy's appointment
was at 9:00.

124
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But now it's 11:00!

125
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Yeah, I had a 10:00 too!

126
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[customer]
Mine was two hours ago!

127
00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:05,355
What?! Wha...
This can't be right.

128
00:05:05,455 --> 00:05:07,758
My calendar's never wrong.

129
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Um... Hmm...

130
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[gasps]

131
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[customer] What kind of business
are you running around here?

132
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-[video game beeping]
-Jack, I'm on the final level!

133
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Yeah, you give it to 'em, Lil.

134
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[video game audio]
Final level. New player.

135
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Hi, SwoleBrain!

136
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Stay out of my way, noob!

137
00:05:25,576 --> 00:05:26,443
Well, that was rude.

138
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Just don't mess
up this final battle, bro.

139
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I put way too many hours in--

140
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[monstrous laughter]

141
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Bruh! Stealing my stuff?

142
00:05:36,186 --> 00:05:37,187
What?!

143
00:05:37,287 --> 00:05:39,223
Banned?!

144
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Oof. Bummer.

145
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[panting]

146
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SwoleBrain!

147
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Oof, been there, buddy.

148
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This is why I now keep the drama

149
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safely on the page...

150
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And... done!

151
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My life's work complete.
Just need to save and...

152
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[buzzes]

153
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No. No, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no!

154
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♪ ominous music playing ♪

155
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My life's work!

156
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[melodic music plays on laptop]

157
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What happened to the internet!?

158
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Can't trust digital calendar.

159
00:06:10,187 --> 00:06:10,821
Can't trust notes app.

160
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No more location set reminders.

161
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[sobs]

162
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I'm sorry, darling.

163
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See, Daddy's broke now,

164
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and you'll pay the gas bill.
[sobs]

165
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You guys can't find her either?

166
00:06:21,698 --> 00:06:22,833
Keep checking
with other leagues.

167
00:06:22,933 --> 00:06:25,536
You can't hide forever,
SwoleBrain!

168
00:06:25,636 --> 00:06:26,837
Lil, is your internet working?

169
00:06:26,937 --> 00:06:29,106
Hush, hippie!
Dare not speak to me

170
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unless you have
SwoleBrain intel!

171
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[pants]

172
00:06:31,975 --> 00:06:32,876
Uh... never mind.

173
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[Halmoni laughs maniacally]

174
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[door creaks open]

175
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-[laughter continues]
-Uh, Halmoni?

176
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Are you okay in there?

177
00:06:42,553 --> 00:06:44,822
[laughs maniacally]

178
00:06:44,922 --> 00:06:47,491
-♪ tense beat echoes ♪
-[gasps]

179
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[Will sobs]

180
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[Jack screams]

181
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Guys! Family!

182
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I think I know
who's messing with us.

183
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It's Halmoni!

184
00:06:54,865 --> 00:06:55,566
[all laugh]

185
00:06:55,666 --> 00:06:58,202
Halmoni can't even
open her tablet!

186
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[alarm blares]

187
00:06:59,770 --> 00:07:00,804
[both] Huh?

188
00:07:00,904 --> 00:07:02,339
[Halmoni] You are right, boy.

189
00:07:02,439 --> 00:07:05,509
Now you will see
who's helpless...

190
00:07:05,609 --> 00:07:08,579
with no internet!

191
00:07:08,679 --> 00:07:09,313
[all] What?

192
00:07:09,413 --> 00:07:10,881
Wait, is that
my old Power Purr Kitty costume?

193
00:07:10,981 --> 00:07:14,485
No, it's my power suit.
Stop changing the subject!

194
00:07:14,585 --> 00:07:16,453
I told you she should be
in a home!

195
00:07:16,553 --> 00:07:19,223
There's no way
Halmoni could have...

196
00:07:19,323 --> 00:07:21,558
-♪♪ tense music plays ♪♪
-Nice try!

197
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-Our internet! No!
-[all scream]

198
00:07:24,862 --> 00:07:27,798
No! Not the internet!

199
00:07:27,898 --> 00:07:28,699
SwoleBrain!

200
00:07:28,799 --> 00:07:31,435
Forget about SwoleBrain!
We need to fix this!

201
00:07:31,535 --> 00:07:32,536
Urgh. You're right!

202
00:07:32,636 --> 00:07:34,238
We must fight for our internet!

203
00:07:34,338 --> 00:07:37,307
This prince won't go down
without a fight!

204
00:07:37,407 --> 00:07:41,407
We must restore order
to our calendars!

205
00:07:41,778 --> 00:07:45,778
Wylde Paks Assemble!

206
00:07:46,283 --> 00:07:48,886
[laughs maniacally]

207
00:07:48,986 --> 00:07:52,986
[laughter fades out]

208
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Let me handle this, kids.

209
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♪ suspenseful music plays ♪

210
00:08:00,364 --> 00:08:03,534
Pretty sweet setup
for a grandma.

211
00:08:03,634 --> 00:08:05,302
Show your face, Halmon--

212
00:08:05,402 --> 00:08:08,272
[grunts, groans]

213
00:08:08,372 --> 00:08:09,606
Come on, kids. Watch your step.

214
00:08:09,706 --> 00:08:12,309
Lil! Can you get us
back online?!

215
00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:14,711
Lil, hurry!

216
00:08:14,811 --> 00:08:15,846
This setup is pro.

217
00:08:15,946 --> 00:08:18,515
I can't get into the mainframe
to take control!

218
00:08:18,615 --> 00:08:21,385
Foolish child.

219
00:08:21,485 --> 00:08:25,485
♪ tense music plays ♪

220
00:08:26,723 --> 00:08:27,257
Umma?

221
00:08:27,357 --> 00:08:29,593
Whatever this is,
we can talk it ou--

222
00:08:29,693 --> 00:08:31,695
[screams]

223
00:08:31,795 --> 00:08:32,496
Halmoni, please!

224
00:08:32,596 --> 00:08:35,265
We're not the enemy here.
We're your family!

225
00:08:35,365 --> 00:08:36,934
Family made me do this!

226
00:08:37,034 --> 00:08:41,034
"Poor old Halmoni, she can't
even open her tablet."

227
00:08:42,005 --> 00:08:43,407
Well, no more!

228
00:08:43,507 --> 00:08:46,777
Say goodbye
to your internet forever!

229
00:08:46,877 --> 00:08:49,513
-[both gasp]
-No!

230
00:08:49,613 --> 00:08:53,417
[Jack in distorted voice] No!

231
00:08:53,517 --> 00:08:54,818
Jack, no!

232
00:08:54,918 --> 00:08:55,452
Blegh!

233
00:08:55,552 --> 00:08:57,855
[weakly] It tastes like...
catnip.

234
00:08:57,955 --> 00:08:59,323
-Blegh!
-Ew.

235
00:08:59,423 --> 00:09:02,593
Ha!
You're the helpless ones now!

236
00:09:02,693 --> 00:09:05,329
[gasp] Gotta find another way!

237
00:09:05,429 --> 00:09:09,429
Ha! Turning on my tablet
became easy for Halmoni.

238
00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:12,536
And now
that I control internet...

239
00:09:12,636 --> 00:09:16,636
you need me,
but I don't need you!

240
00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:17,775
[beeping]

241
00:09:17,875 --> 00:09:19,042
♪ ominous music playing ♪

242
00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:22,646
You will never laugh
at me again!

243
00:09:22,746 --> 00:09:23,947
[laughs maniacally]

244
00:09:24,047 --> 00:09:26,016
-[music stops]
-What? Laugh?

245
00:09:26,116 --> 00:09:28,852
-[Lily] We didn't laugh at you!
-[Halmoni] What?

246
00:09:28,952 --> 00:09:29,953
Of course not!

247
00:09:30,053 --> 00:09:31,422
And we don't mind helping you!

248
00:09:31,522 --> 00:09:33,757
Yeah!
It's what grandchildren are for!

249
00:09:33,857 --> 00:09:36,593
Don't you dare try to fool me.

250
00:09:36,693 --> 00:09:38,662
I heard you all laughing at me!

251
00:09:38,762 --> 00:09:42,433
Umma, relying on us
doesn't make you helpless.

252
00:09:42,533 --> 00:09:46,437
-[Will speaking indistinctly]
-[exhales] Good point, Dad.

253
00:09:46,537 --> 00:09:48,806
Halmoni, none of us think
you're helpless!

254
00:09:48,906 --> 00:09:51,675
And we're sorry
if we made you feel that way.

255
00:09:51,775 --> 00:09:54,812
But we're family!
We help each other.

256
00:09:54,912 --> 00:09:55,913
And roast each other.

257
00:09:56,013 --> 00:09:57,347
Yeah. It's, like, the law.

258
00:09:57,447 --> 00:10:00,384
Wait. You don't think
helping me is annoying?

259
00:10:00,484 --> 00:10:02,986
Halmoni, no matter
how hard you try,

260
00:10:03,086 --> 00:10:05,489
you'll never be
as annoying as Jack.

261
00:10:05,589 --> 00:10:06,390
-Hey!
-[chuckles]

262
00:10:06,490 --> 00:10:10,490
-♪ soft music playing ♪
-[cat purring]

263
00:10:12,896 --> 00:10:16,896
[beeps]

264
00:10:19,770 --> 00:10:22,940
Well, I'm sorry too...

265
00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:26,944
for my awesome revenge.

266
00:10:27,044 --> 00:10:28,378
Apology accepted.

267
00:10:28,478 --> 00:10:29,513
And feel free to move

268
00:10:29,613 --> 00:10:31,482
this hacker setup into my room.

269
00:10:31,582 --> 00:10:34,451
No.

270
00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:37,988
Well, I guess we can get back
on the internet now.

271
00:10:38,088 --> 00:10:40,057
Actually, it's pretty nice out!

272
00:10:40,157 --> 00:10:41,658
Ice cream? My treat!

273
00:10:41,758 --> 00:10:44,628
Ooh! Did we forget anything?

274
00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:46,130
-Nope.
-All good.

275
00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:49,967
[Jack and Lily chanting]
Ice cream! Ice cream! Ice cream!

276
00:10:50,067 --> 00:10:50,801
[Lily] Woo-hoo!

277
00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:53,537
♪ tense music plays ♪

278
00:10:53,637 --> 00:10:55,606
[muffled] Hey, guys?!

279
00:10:55,706 --> 00:10:59,706
[heaving]

280
00:11:01,612 --> 00:11:04,648
-♪ upbeat music playing ♪
-[Lily humming]

281
00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:07,084
Oh, truly fascinating.

282
00:11:07,184 --> 00:11:07,851
Oh-ho-ho!

283
00:11:07,951 --> 00:11:10,120
Lils, how's your summer reading
coming along?

284
00:11:10,220 --> 00:11:12,523
-School's just around--
-[shushes]

285
00:11:12,623 --> 00:11:14,758
Hmm... [mutters]

286
00:11:14,858 --> 00:11:16,693
And... done.

287
00:11:16,793 --> 00:11:18,896
Ah! I loved it so much!

288
00:11:18,996 --> 00:11:22,399
The words, the sentences,
punctuation!

289
00:11:22,499 --> 00:11:24,535
I was just
on my second read-through!

290
00:11:24,635 --> 00:11:27,071
Oh! Wow. Okay, that's great.

291
00:11:27,171 --> 00:11:28,872
Glad to hear it.

292
00:11:28,972 --> 00:11:30,841
Hmm...

293
00:11:30,941 --> 00:11:32,910
[gasps] Come on, Lil.

294
00:11:33,010 --> 00:11:34,845
Where could
you have put that book?

295
00:11:34,945 --> 00:11:37,681
♪ soft playful music plays ♪

296
00:11:37,781 --> 00:11:39,650
[monkey screeches]

297
00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:41,919
[groans]

298
00:11:42,019 --> 00:11:46,019
[playing dramatic melody]

299
00:11:48,091 --> 00:11:49,026
Jack! I need your help!

300
00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:52,062
Why is there a pizza slice
on your face?

301
00:11:52,162 --> 00:11:53,030
How dare you disturb...

302
00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:56,567
[in Italian accent]
...the Phantom of the Pizzeria!

303
00:11:56,667 --> 00:11:58,902
[frustrated groan]
I'm having an emergency!

304
00:11:59,002 --> 00:12:00,671
I've been looking
and I can't find

305
00:12:00,771 --> 00:12:01,805
my summer reading book anywhere.

306
00:12:01,905 --> 00:12:05,209
If I don't find the book,
I'll fail the test for sure!

307
00:12:05,309 --> 00:12:06,610
The test is worth...

308
00:12:06,710 --> 00:12:08,545
50% of my grade!

309
00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:11,448
[resumes dramatic melody]

310
00:12:11,548 --> 00:12:13,150
[in normal voice]
Sorry. But seriously...

311
00:12:13,250 --> 00:12:15,586
you are not gonna fail
that class.

312
00:12:15,686 --> 00:12:17,855
We are gonna find that book!

313
00:12:17,955 --> 00:12:19,857
-We are?
-At the greatest place

314
00:12:19,957 --> 00:12:22,526
-on the planet!
-Huh?

315
00:12:22,626 --> 00:12:23,193
The library!

316
00:12:23,293 --> 00:12:24,795
♪ tense musical stinger ♪

317
00:12:24,895 --> 00:12:26,497
[shudders] The... library?

318
00:12:26,597 --> 00:12:27,464
Are you okay?

319
00:12:27,564 --> 00:12:29,700
-Where did you go just now?
-I'm fine.

320
00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:32,069
I just can't remember
the last time I went to the...

321
00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:36,169
-[shudders] ...library.
-♪ ominous musical stinger ♪

322
00:12:38,242 --> 00:12:39,777
This is the book I need.

323
00:12:39,877 --> 00:12:40,210
Hmm.

324
00:12:40,310 --> 00:12:42,546
A History of People
Struck by Lightning?

325
00:12:42,646 --> 00:12:46,049
Oh, yeah. They'll def
have this at the library!

326
00:12:46,149 --> 00:12:47,551
Oh. Lil?

327
00:12:47,651 --> 00:12:50,788
Great. No time to waste.

328
00:12:50,888 --> 00:12:51,955
♪ theme song playing ♪

329
00:12:52,055 --> 00:12:53,524
♪♪ Me and you ♪♪

330
00:12:53,624 --> 00:12:57,528
♪♪ Together, we can't lose ♪♪

331
00:12:57,628 --> 00:13:00,531
♪♪ Me and you, me and you ♪♪
[echoes]

332
00:13:00,631 --> 00:13:02,933
♪ regal string melody plays ♪

333
00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:04,668
[exhales]
Man, I love this place.

334
00:13:04,768 --> 00:13:08,272
The smell of books,
comfy chairs, friendly people.

335
00:13:08,372 --> 00:13:11,608
I can't believe you haven't been
back here recently.

336
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,143
-[breathing heavily]
-Lil?

337
00:13:13,243 --> 00:13:15,112
I don't know if I can do it,
Jack.

338
00:13:15,212 --> 00:13:17,881
I think... the library

339
00:13:17,981 --> 00:13:19,716
gives me the willies!

340
00:13:19,816 --> 00:13:20,184
Um...

341
00:13:20,284 --> 00:13:23,087
How could the library
give you the willies?

342
00:13:23,187 --> 00:13:24,021
I don't know!

343
00:13:24,121 --> 00:13:25,155
I know it's not rational,

344
00:13:25,255 --> 00:13:26,824
but there's
definitely something off

345
00:13:26,924 --> 00:13:28,125
about this place
that I'm not remembering.

346
00:13:28,225 --> 00:13:30,594
Like those kids over there
signing their souls away?

347
00:13:30,694 --> 00:13:33,797
-[demonic laughter]
-♪ dramatic musical stinger ♪

348
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:34,631
Lily, come on.

349
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:37,034
Those are just kids
getting their library cards!

350
00:13:37,134 --> 00:13:39,636
♪ regal string music resumes ♪

351
00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:40,704
Or-or...

352
00:13:40,804 --> 00:13:41,605
the demonic numerology!

353
00:13:41,705 --> 00:13:44,141
-[demonic chanting]
-♪ dramatic musical stinger ♪

354
00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:45,642
That's the Dewey Decimal System.

355
00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:49,146
-[patron humming happily]
-♪ string music resumes ♪

356
00:13:49,246 --> 00:13:50,814
Or... the mind control device!

357
00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:53,550
-[zombie-like moaning]
-♪ dramatic musical stinger ♪

358
00:13:53,650 --> 00:13:57,650
That's just Chuck zoning out
on the microfiche machine.

359
00:13:59,156 --> 00:13:59,823
Oh hey, dudes!

360
00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:03,093
Look, they trapped
tiny newspapers in here.

361
00:14:03,193 --> 00:14:04,695
It's crazy!

362
00:14:04,795 --> 00:14:05,362
[both] Hi, Chuck.

363
00:14:05,462 --> 00:14:08,832
Look, Lily,
everything's gonna be A-OK.

364
00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:10,100
Here, I'll show you the map.

365
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:12,169
First, we go through
the kids' section.

366
00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:13,771
Then we go through
the Quiet Zone.

367
00:14:13,871 --> 00:14:16,840
Then we'll finally make it
through to the history section

368
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:17,708
where your book is.

369
00:14:17,808 --> 00:14:18,776
We're gonna face your fears,

370
00:14:18,876 --> 00:14:20,811
navigate the library,
and get you that book.

371
00:14:20,911 --> 00:14:23,113
Hey, look!
It's the star of that book!

372
00:14:23,213 --> 00:14:25,582
Yeah, the boy with the odd face!

373
00:14:25,682 --> 00:14:26,850
[woman squeals]

374
00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:28,252
[Lily] Yeah. They're not wrong.

375
00:14:28,352 --> 00:14:31,021
[chuckles nervously]
You've got the wrong guy.

376
00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:32,089
I make documentaries, not--

377
00:14:32,189 --> 00:14:34,358
-Can I have an autograph?
-Sign my book!

378
00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:36,894
-[fan] Get him!
-[screams]

379
00:14:36,994 --> 00:14:40,994
Just follow the map!
You can do it!

380
00:14:43,333 --> 00:14:44,835
Ha! Well...

381
00:14:44,935 --> 00:14:46,003
I don't need Jack anyway.

382
00:14:46,103 --> 00:14:49,106
He said there's nothing scary
about the library,

383
00:14:49,206 --> 00:14:50,340
so maybe he's right.

384
00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:53,077
Just follow the map
and get the book.

385
00:14:53,177 --> 00:14:56,280
Just follow the map
and get the book.

386
00:14:56,380 --> 00:14:58,749
Okay, Lil! You can do this.

387
00:14:58,849 --> 00:15:00,851
♪ suspenseful music plays ♪

388
00:15:00,951 --> 00:15:04,951
It's just a cute
little nursery section.

389
00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:07,057
Jack was right!
Nothing bad could happen--

390
00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:08,692
-[gasps]
-♪ tense musical stinger ♪

391
00:15:08,792 --> 00:15:11,128
[animals snarling, squealing,
honking]

392
00:15:11,228 --> 00:15:12,062
[screaming]

393
00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:15,833
♪ suspenseful music plays ♪

394
00:15:15,933 --> 00:15:19,933
[music stops]

395
00:15:22,873 --> 00:15:25,876
[chuckles awkwardly]

396
00:15:25,976 --> 00:15:27,311
[wailing cry]

397
00:15:27,411 --> 00:15:31,411
Come on, Lil!
It's all in your head. [exhales]

398
00:15:31,515 --> 00:15:32,883
Okay. You got this.

399
00:15:32,983 --> 00:15:36,983
Next stop is the Quiet Zone.
Easy peasy!

400
00:15:37,921 --> 00:15:38,422
Ah! [panting]

401
00:15:38,522 --> 00:15:40,758
-[fan 1] He went this way!
-[fan 2] Where did he go?

402
00:15:40,858 --> 00:15:44,858
-[fan 3] Get him!
-[fan 4] Let's look over here!

403
00:15:45,162 --> 00:15:46,363
-[Jack screams]
-[fans squealing]

404
00:15:46,463 --> 00:15:48,665
-Ah!
-[fan 1 gasps] He went this way!

405
00:15:48,765 --> 00:15:52,035
[fan 2] Let's look over here!

406
00:15:52,135 --> 00:15:53,137
[Jack grunts]

407
00:15:53,237 --> 00:15:55,105
[screams]

408
00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:58,041
[groans]

409
00:15:58,141 --> 00:15:58,475
Huh?

410
00:15:58,575 --> 00:16:02,179
♪ eerie music plays ♪

411
00:16:02,279 --> 00:16:05,149
[high-pitched screams]

412
00:16:05,249 --> 00:16:06,049
Hmm...

413
00:16:06,149 --> 00:16:10,149
Ah, the Quiet Zone.
You got this, Lil!

414
00:16:12,523 --> 00:16:14,124
[door slams]

415
00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:17,428
-[whispers] Sorry!
-[all] Shh!

416
00:16:17,528 --> 00:16:21,528
[nervous grunting]

417
00:16:21,865 --> 00:16:22,900
[creaks]

418
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,202
Shh!

419
00:16:25,302 --> 00:16:27,137
[heavy breathing]

420
00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:28,439
[grumbles]

421
00:16:28,539 --> 00:16:31,708
[chuckles nervously]

422
00:16:31,808 --> 00:16:32,376
Shh!

423
00:16:32,476 --> 00:16:35,813
[heartbeat pounding]

424
00:16:35,913 --> 00:16:37,848
[monster-like growling]

425
00:16:37,948 --> 00:16:41,948
[panting]

426
00:16:43,453 --> 00:16:46,457
-[echoing plop]
-♪ dramatic beat ♪

427
00:16:46,557 --> 00:16:50,127
-Shh!
-[screams]

428
00:16:50,227 --> 00:16:51,962
That was weird, right?

429
00:16:52,062 --> 00:16:54,031
[panting]

430
00:16:54,131 --> 00:16:57,334
Well, this should be
the history section.

431
00:16:57,434 --> 00:16:58,469
I'll just find my book

432
00:16:58,569 --> 00:17:00,504
and I'll never have
to come back again.

433
00:17:00,604 --> 00:17:04,604
What does Jack see
in this accursed place?!

434
00:17:05,209 --> 00:17:09,209
Ugh... What is going on
with this library?

435
00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:11,415
How am I gonna get out of here?

436
00:17:11,515 --> 00:17:12,816
You're here!

437
00:17:12,916 --> 00:17:13,484
Ah!

438
00:17:13,584 --> 00:17:14,318
I can't believe

439
00:17:14,418 --> 00:17:17,087
this is finally happening!
[laughs]

440
00:17:17,187 --> 00:17:19,089
[slurps] After all this time,

441
00:17:19,189 --> 00:17:21,258
you've finally come
to take my place!

442
00:17:21,358 --> 00:17:23,193
Uh... Come again now?

443
00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:24,128
Your place?

444
00:17:24,228 --> 00:17:25,496
Uh... yeah!

445
00:17:25,596 --> 00:17:29,596
I am the keeper of the surplus
of hit YA novels.

446
00:17:29,867 --> 00:17:30,968
Diary of an Annoying Tween.

447
00:17:31,068 --> 00:17:33,537
My Boyfriend is
an Emotionally-Stunted Vampire.

448
00:17:33,637 --> 00:17:36,039
Are you there, Brock?
It's me, Brent.

449
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:37,875
Someone has to watch these books

450
00:17:37,975 --> 00:17:39,910
in case they ever
become relevant again.

451
00:17:40,010 --> 00:17:42,379
Ya know, it's a hard,
thankless job.

452
00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:43,447
But actually--

453
00:17:43,547 --> 00:17:44,848
Well, there is no "but."

454
00:17:44,948 --> 00:17:47,217
It is a hard, thankless job.

455
00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:49,520
So, you've just stayed down here
the whole time?

456
00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:53,223
There isn't even any sunlight.
I mean, what do you eat?

457
00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:55,959
[munching]

458
00:17:56,059 --> 00:17:56,393
Huh?

459
00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:58,162
Actually, don't answer that.

460
00:17:58,262 --> 00:18:00,230
Well, you know,
I gotta get going, so--

461
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:01,999
-[The Keeper grunts]
-[Jack screams]

462
00:18:02,099 --> 00:18:03,867
That's not how it works!

463
00:18:03,967 --> 00:18:05,002
You found me!

464
00:18:05,102 --> 00:18:06,103
I get to go up on top.

465
00:18:06,203 --> 00:18:08,072
And you stay down here

466
00:18:08,172 --> 00:18:09,907
until someone finds you!

467
00:18:10,007 --> 00:18:11,942
That's the deal!

468
00:18:12,042 --> 00:18:13,310
[chuckles nervously]

469
00:18:13,410 --> 00:18:14,378
So, about that...

470
00:18:14,478 --> 00:18:16,980
-Thanks but no thanks!
-[The Keeper grunts]

471
00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:20,317
[panting]

472
00:18:20,417 --> 00:18:22,352
Now I get why Lil
hates this place.

473
00:18:22,452 --> 00:18:25,022
I gotta find a way out of here.

474
00:18:25,122 --> 00:18:27,191
-Bingo!
-[The Keeper] Get back here!

475
00:18:27,291 --> 00:18:29,026
You're not going anywhere!

476
00:18:29,126 --> 00:18:31,562
Again, it was really nice
meeting you. Bye!

477
00:18:31,662 --> 00:18:33,163
Oof!

478
00:18:33,263 --> 00:18:33,897
Oh!

479
00:18:33,997 --> 00:18:35,332
Now I'm never gonna see

480
00:18:35,432 --> 00:18:38,569
the light of day again.

481
00:18:38,669 --> 00:18:39,536
Would you look at that!

482
00:18:39,636 --> 00:18:42,940
This door's been unlocked
the whole time.

483
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,608
[shudders]

484
00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:48,708
These really don't look
like history books.

485
00:18:49,146 --> 00:18:51,949
-Wait a second. [gasps]
-♪ eerie organ music playing ♪

486
00:18:52,049 --> 00:18:54,318
I'm not
in the history section at all.

487
00:18:54,418 --> 00:18:55,219
I'm in...

488
00:18:55,319 --> 00:18:57,187
the horror section!

489
00:18:57,287 --> 00:18:59,890
-[Lily screams]
-[echoing, creepy laughter]

490
00:18:59,990 --> 00:19:02,593
Get me out of here!

491
00:19:02,693 --> 00:19:06,693
[growls]

492
00:19:07,698 --> 00:19:11,698
[screams]

493
00:19:17,307 --> 00:19:18,642
[discordant piano notes play]

494
00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:22,742
[eerie cackle echoes]

495
00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:27,384
[zombie-like moaning]

496
00:19:27,484 --> 00:19:31,484
[dings]

497
00:19:35,159 --> 00:19:36,293
[music fades out]

498
00:19:36,393 --> 00:19:38,262
No, no, no, no, no, no!

499
00:19:38,362 --> 00:19:39,396
Open, open, open.

500
00:19:39,496 --> 00:19:40,464
[straining grunts]

501
00:19:40,564 --> 00:19:42,633
I'm trapped! [frustrated groan]

502
00:19:42,733 --> 00:19:44,635
I couldn't even escape.

503
00:19:44,735 --> 00:19:46,336
I'll never find the book.

504
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:49,907
If they wrote a book about me,
it'd go something like this.

505
00:19:50,007 --> 00:19:51,909
-Lily flunked the reading test.
-[kids laugh]

506
00:19:52,009 --> 00:19:53,677
And then she flunked again.

507
00:19:53,777 --> 00:19:55,245
And then she flunked
sixth grade.

508
00:19:55,345 --> 00:19:58,082
And then she flunked
sixth grade again.

509
00:19:58,182 --> 00:19:59,249
And again and again

510
00:19:59,349 --> 00:20:02,653
until she flunked
her last flunk.

511
00:20:02,753 --> 00:20:04,354
The end.

512
00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:05,923
[groans]

513
00:20:06,023 --> 00:20:07,224
[door creaks open]

514
00:20:07,324 --> 00:20:10,027
[growls]

515
00:20:10,127 --> 00:20:11,395
[growling grows louder]

516
00:20:11,495 --> 00:20:15,495
♪ eerie music plays ♪

517
00:20:16,366 --> 00:20:18,102
-[music stops]
-Huh?

518
00:20:18,202 --> 00:20:19,269
Hey, little girl.

519
00:20:19,369 --> 00:20:20,704
-Are you lost?
-Huh?

520
00:20:20,804 --> 00:20:23,540
Are you the library demon?

521
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,976
[laughs] No. I'm the librarian.

522
00:20:26,076 --> 00:20:30,076
Any specific book
you're looking for?

523
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:32,549
Uh...

524
00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:35,686
A History of People Struck
by Lightning.

525
00:20:35,786 --> 00:20:38,122
Well, aren't you in luck today.

526
00:20:38,222 --> 00:20:40,557
I think I know
where we can find that.

527
00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:43,127
♪ regal string music plays ♪

528
00:20:43,227 --> 00:20:44,094
[elevator dings]

529
00:20:44,194 --> 00:20:44,995
So thanks to you,

530
00:20:45,095 --> 00:20:46,597
I won't flunk
the sixth grade after all.

531
00:20:46,697 --> 00:20:49,666
And, uh, sorry to hear
what happened at Storyland.

532
00:20:49,766 --> 00:20:53,003
I sure hope they catch whoever
did it. [chuckles nervously]

533
00:20:53,103 --> 00:20:54,605
[menacingly]
There's a special place

534
00:20:54,705 --> 00:20:58,108
for people who do that
to a library display.

535
00:20:58,208 --> 00:21:01,345
[normal] Anyways, you might want
to get a protective sleeve

536
00:21:01,445 --> 00:21:02,246
over that book.

537
00:21:02,346 --> 00:21:03,447
Looks like we're in for a bit

538
00:21:03,547 --> 00:21:07,547
of a storm. [echoes]

539
00:21:09,119 --> 00:21:09,486
[hums]

540
00:21:09,586 --> 00:21:12,156
-[thunder crashing]
-Huh?

541
00:21:12,256 --> 00:21:16,256
-[thunder crashing]
-Oh, no.

542
00:21:18,195 --> 00:21:19,730
I remember now!

543
00:21:19,830 --> 00:21:21,265
It wasn't the library, it was--

544
00:21:21,365 --> 00:21:23,700
[screams]
Lily, we gotta get out of here.

545
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,469
-This place is nuts.
-Jack!

546
00:21:25,569 --> 00:21:26,770
It wasn't the library at all.

547
00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:29,440
I remember what happened
that fateful day.

548
00:21:29,540 --> 00:21:31,742
I walked outside
and got struck by lightning.

549
00:21:31,842 --> 00:21:34,144
That's why I got this bald spot.

550
00:21:34,244 --> 00:21:35,245
Okay, let's go.

551
00:21:35,345 --> 00:21:36,447
No, I'm telling you.

552
00:21:36,547 --> 00:21:38,549
Sinister stuff
is going on down there.

553
00:21:38,649 --> 00:21:42,352
Wait. How do you forget
being struck by lightning?

554
00:21:42,452 --> 00:21:45,122
-[mumbling] I don't know.
-[Jack] You know, forget it.

555
00:21:45,222 --> 00:21:46,290
We gotta get out of here.

556
00:21:46,390 --> 00:21:47,357
This place is messed up.

557
00:21:47,457 --> 00:21:50,294
Silly Jack.
The library is great.

558
00:21:50,394 --> 00:21:51,662
It's all in your head.

559
00:21:51,762 --> 00:21:52,763
B-b-b-b-b-b-but...

560
00:21:52,863 --> 00:21:56,366
-♪ menacing musical stinger ♪
-[thunder rumbling]

561
00:21:56,466 --> 00:21:57,367
Let's go home.

562
00:21:57,467 --> 00:21:58,602
I've got some reading to do.

563
00:21:58,702 --> 00:22:02,702
Oh, look at that.
There's a whole chapter on me.

564
00:22:04,174 --> 00:22:08,174
♪ ending theme playing ♪

565
00:22:14,284 --> 00:22:15,786
♪♪ Me and you ♪♪

566
00:22:15,886 --> 00:22:19,886
♪♪ Together we can't lose ♪♪

567
00:22:20,557 --> 00:22:23,193
♪♪ Me and you, me and you ♪♪

568
00:22:23,293 --> 00:22:24,795
♪♪ Me and you ♪♪

569
00:22:24,895 --> 00:22:28,799
♪♪ Together we can't lose ♪♪

570
00:22:28,899 --> 00:22:32,899
♪♪ Me and you, me and you ♪♪


